I think I won the penis lottery.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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