Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just forgot I was standing up.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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