you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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