i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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