I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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