Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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