when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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