so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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