so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
soo... how was my night?
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