I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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