you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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