Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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