you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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