a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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