Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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