he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
being pregnant is like rehab
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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