WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
