Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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