OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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