Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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