At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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