Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
