You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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