Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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