no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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