I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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