just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
