we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
