so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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