i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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