god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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