My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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