i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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