What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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