You surviving the open bar?
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I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
tell me about the fingering
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