Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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