Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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