Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
