i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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