I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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