1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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