Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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