and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
