I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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