Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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