the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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