Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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