Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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