So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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