hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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