This girl is more easily done than said...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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