Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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