Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
