I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Buhtt sex?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
