So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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