Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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