Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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