Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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